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Not Very Assuring Condoms!!!!

Sunday, July 30, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Ermm.. before i log out for the day....
i REALLY REALLY need to post this up.....
to all my sexually-active buddies...PLEASE do check the condom carefully before u put it on...muahahah..^^


Read the Condom Box desription carefully....
notice the misprints????

"..it can PROVIDE you with pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS"
muahahha... kinda decreases my sex appetite....

sexually-depleted apple out...

Hilarious Movie Mistakes.....^^

by Chemical Apple

One of my friends sent me a forwarded e-mail containing pictures from a VERY creative site...
This lot is titled Movie Mistakes.....




Spot the Misfits???
Cool Adidas hat... Plane existed during the War of Troy??...and stuffs that shouldnt exist during the old Chinese dynasty... this
SITE is really amazing.... if U are REALLY free than u could check out the SITE.....
i mean REALLY free coz once u surfed the site.. i dont think u wanna stop coz its full with Fantastic stuff (gosh.. i'm advertising the site ler)...

Practicality at ItS best....NEED for SPEED....

Saturday, July 29, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Do u ever realise that Time flies when we want it to go SLOW....
and It flies when we REALLY wants it to crawl by....
the PAST week has been a VERY very busy 1 for me.....
in fact i'm SOO busy that i dont realise what i've done.... the Student General Meeting has pass by quickly... hmmmm.... the Board of Directors are helpful...hoped that they will increase our FUnDING though...hehe.....^^

the BEST part of last week was that there was a car RAcE right in THE middle of kuching city... muahaha..... unfortunately no video of the incident was to be found...hopefully the COPS didnt grab hold of a COPY.... but then if they really did then I would have had my license revoked by now....
hahaha....very funny@!$@$@$
the real deal was that I and 2 of my cousins RACED through the City after we had our dinner...
stomach full still can race a??? HEnce the title of this post...
1 Iswara, 1 Waja and 1 Wira...raced crazily unorthodoxly through the busy streets of Kuching town....FEAR was certainly no factor at all... it was all ADRENALINE.....
except for the part where my passenger aka copilot (he didnt even want to sit infront opting to sit behind) begin to swear in the midst of giving directions to me...it sounded something like this...

"No CAR no car...GO GO...CHEbye dik tok....NOO.....Left left.....Fuck....not there not there....SHIT...."

hence in the midst of the streaming of directions and swear words... i navigate myself... nonetheless i lost the race...2nd place ok wat... behind the Waja (considering my Iswara just 1.3).. ^^..need to modify a lil bit more and maybe i'll join the grand prix.....(my 2nd dream in life)...

ermmm.. thats all till next time...

p/s
If i've OFFENded any road users (i'm sure theres many), pls forgive me....PEACE...
TrafficPolice dont read blogs rite????
couldnt resist posting bout the race a...(since there is nothing else to post)
hmm..if only someone recorded the actions....(regret ler now)..its not like i race around Kuching everyday!!
nice to know that my PARENTS dont read blogs...^^

k...speedy-apple logging out...

Personality....

Saturday, July 22, 2006 by Chemical Apple

i grabbed this stuffs from P.O.S.'s blog.....
some of it is quite TRUE though...
hehe...^^

Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .

APRIL
Active and dynamic
Decisive and haste but tends to regret
Attractive and affectionate to oneself
Strong mentality
Loves attention
Diplomatic
Consoling
Friendly and solves people's problems
Brave and fearless
Adventurous
Loving and caring
Suave and generous
Emotional
Revengeful
Aggressive
Hasty
Good memory
Moving
Motivate oneself and the others
Sickness usually of the head and chest
Easily get too jealous

Aries

Turn ons

Aries are naturally active and vibrant people and they have affinity for such people too . You will have to increase your pace to be in step with them. Remember they leave tortoises and snails way behind without even glancing at them once. They like and appreciate frank and straightforward persons. With them you can be your true self that is no pretenses (but don`t try your luck being over frank-they are volatile). If you are in love with Ram then you have to show your enthusiasm in all there activities (you can always yawn later!).

Turn offs

Do not tell an Aries that s/he may be wrong lest you may stir a storm in a teacup. But instead do what you feel is right and of course do not take the credit for the work done well. Aries people are very faithful and passionate lovers. Do not give air to the smoldering fire within them by making them jealous. No flirtations or fooling around with others in their presence unless of course you wish to write your death wish (you will be granted!).



hahaha....
some of it is QUITE amusing....
see for urself ler.... ^^

Yippe...^^.....

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 by Chemical Apple

I'm feeling HAPPY for no apparent reason... finding happiness when there's NOTHING absolutely nothing to be happy about..(hmm..maybe there is...)...^^ lalalalala... Bio lecturer keeps nagging me bout my bio quizzez which i repeatedly failed to match her standards... C is ok wat.. Maths lecturer gives tons and tons of homework which i cant finish in time (and yet i can find time to blog).... college supposedly is a sign of FREEDOM... we are NEARLy grown-ups for heavens sake... stop treating us like KIDS!!!!!!!! Chem lecturer is NEW so... she still have to get use to teaching us...

the Up side oh this day is that i finally WATCHED Pirates of THe Carribean-the Dead Man's Chest...
or popularly known as Lanun-Lanun di Laut Carribean-Harta Karun Orang Mati>>>(the Bahasa Malaysia subtitle during the movie)..^^
funny movie..my drink nearly spilled coz too enthralled in the movie (watch it and u'll know which scene i'm talking bout)....cant stop laughing.... Wont blog anything on the story, it wont be fun for those who havent seen the movie erm....

i hate HOMEWORK................
FRIDAY is Installation CEremony... yippee..^^ its OFFICIAl....ah..have to meet the heads and stuffs...hmmm

Training Camp (very late editon)

Friday, July 14, 2006 by Chemical Apple

The title says it all.........
This is a VERY late edition... i think its been almost a week since it took place.....
the Event was organized by the outgoing INTIMA exco for the incoming INTIMA exco and also the PResidents of ALL clubs in my college..... the place that was CHOSEN was the Kubah Forest REserve...at SERAPI mountain... most sarawakian will know the place...
it was FUN and TIRING and EXCITING plus CRAZY........ really crazy....
involving a group of STARVING escapee waiting for FOOD supply..... rescue team rescuing a fainting hiker(NOT me).... a group of CANNIBAL bbq 'expert' eating RAW foodstuff.... plus a camera-CRAZY guy...^^...
the old and new member together during BBQ nite.....crazy poses.^^ from left: Desmond(INTIMA), Patrick(Table Tennis), Me(INTIMA), Sylvester(Badminton), the two i forgot(Taekwando and IT)..sorry('o')''.., bottom is Andre(MAS)
Desmond, Patrick,Me, Peter(Football), and Sylvester...
tired but still SOO Happy...

After ice-breaking and having to MEMORIZE all the participant names (i really mean it when i say MEMORIZE)........ we got to chill and have a BBQ party......

the seniors did all the bbq-ing...we just ate and ate... and joked... there was some performance by 'WILLING' guys... marshall arts and stuffs.... quite FUN chanting their names and forcing them to strut their stuffs....

and also.... I've learned a lil of another LANGUAGE....the IBOO language...from the Nigerian tribe of Iboo..

Kadukaimel--How r u?

adimmah--i'm fine...

the rest i'm not gonna tell u... makes it easier for me to 'kenakan' other people....
hehe....^^.... *grinning ever so mischieviously...

A group of cannibals found posing under the waterfall.....hehe..
LOOK at how magnificient the waterfall is...... wow.......

pose!!!pose!!! control and CUT...thats a wrap....(^^)'

the next day, we all went to the Waterfall at the side of Mount Serapi.... the hike to the place was unbearable.... (i havent exercise for a while---my bad)... the paved road was slanting 45 degrees.. my back nearly broke down... the mountain road was not so bad.... was REALLY REALLY tired and sweating like a pig when i got to the waterfall...

but when we reached the place... i was like WOAH......... soooooo beautiful....... it was worth the hard hike up.... the water was so refreshing.... then we had to leave the place because not much time left and we gotta get back to the college... 1 girl had to be rescued by the rescue team...it seems she have asthma... the hike had taken a toll on her...pity..pity...

tats all what i'm gonna write for this post...so long a post...hope u all didnt get bored reading it... *sigh..got so muct to say...but so LAZY....

the-post-crazy-apple signing out....

p/s i love WATERFALL and hate the HIKING..and thankz Andre for the photos....^^

NGTZETZE HAITZE!!!!!!!!!! hehe


High School Fight...^_^

Thursday, July 13, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Another High School fight???
what izzit with the students nowadays????



You gotta admit that was kinda CREATIVE.....
with the effect and stuffs... the fellas could make one heck of an filem director....

suddenly-video-crazy-apple signing off.....^^

Rooney's Red Card Moment

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 by Chemical Apple

.I got two video footage here of the Rooney vs Ronaldo incident... want to cherish the moment a...
the first one is the LIVE version......



The second one is the analyzed version (Shearer commenting there)....


Watch both of it and judge them yourself.....^^
p/s i'm still a FAN of both players (ROO and RON)...

Skill + Luck + Power of Will + Pleasure + Pain

by Chemical Apple

Got nothing better to do so i may as well post this up...
Its bout the GREAT goals scored by 3 GREAT footballer......(to thoe critics out there, no one is perfect!!)
10% luck, 20% skill, 50% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, 100% reason to remember the name. (fort minor-remember the name)
all hats off for BECKHAM, ROONEY, and RONALDO.....

Zidane the new Style in TOWN....

by Chemical Apple

just watch the clip.....
do u think any Malaysians will ever DARE to do something like this>>>>>>
!%%#^#^&HAHAHAHA^$&^*&%*^(^(^&

Its OVER....Forza Italia

by Chemical Apple



WTH.... i forgotten to blog about the World's greatest event end....
whats got into me anyway....

The Final game BALL... LOoks REally posh and all...

But the big GAme ended with Italy winning the coveted cup FOR THE 4 TIME!!!!!
didnt know that they won it 3 times before.... the last time before they won it was in the 80's i think.....
the game was GREAT... not the whole game but part of it...
Zidane has officially ended his football career and what better way to do it... than headbutting another player and earning a RED card... thats COOL....


Ooo...thats superNICE..
I wonder did MAterazzi had any of his ribs cracked???

Come to think of it... almost all of my world cup prediction gone totally WRONG..^^........................

I supported England, and they lost in the Quaterfinals.....next to go was Brazil...Even when i supported Portugal in the Semi's, they lost..... In the FINAL i rooted for FRANCE...and once AGAIN my team lost.....cheh.....better not make anymore predictions a...

And th most ENTERTAINIG team was PORTUGAl....they were entertaining, yeah right!!! In all sorts of way...even Scolari... huhekz....

Miri Schoolgirl Fight

Friday, July 07, 2006 by Chemical Apple

remember the highly publicised fight??
the St Jo Miri Schoolgirl fight.....
for those of you who had not yet watched the full version...
i've gotten a link here for you to watch it....quite fast and no need to wait like the YouTube version...

here's the link.....http://purefren.net/pureland/viewM.htm

enjoy...
p/s special thanks to my Baby.....(for the link)
ni you mei you jiang (did u or did u not tell)....^^

playing TRUANT.....(not the first and certainly not the last) ^o^

Thursday, July 06, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Ah..... life has not been boring as usual..........
at least there's something to look forward to everyday...*wink*
a little update on meself now.... my transition to being a MAN from a boy is STILL in progress (gotta change my attitude ah)...
just hate improving myself... pressure* pressure (-_-*)
after 2 YEARS under probation, i'm now a CERTIFIED driver....
got my permanent license on wednesday... was so HAPPY tearing off the 'P' sign off my windscreen.... ^^
haha...... was like BRAGGING to everyone bout it...... test was over so got a little EXCESS time to play around....


and I watched SUPERMAN RETURNS already.....
right after Chemistry class, me and 3 of my friends decided to go out and watch movie...(since ahpek got curfew at 10pm)... so gotta watch the 4pm movie...
we bought tickets for the 4:15 movie.... thought the movie would be for 1 plus hour....
we have to be back in college by 6pm (in time for MPW malaysian studies class)....
and so the 4 dumb college boys(inluding me) happily watched the movie..
3 quarter into the movie, ahpek took out his phone (waiting for gf sms^^)....and WTH!!!!! it was 6:45pm....
was like so dumb-strucked.....continued watching the movie (wont waste my BUCKS BUCKS on unfinished movie a..).... 'AMARAN DARI KERAJAAN MALAYSIA, JANGAN BAZIR DUIT!!!!'
the movie ended after 2Hours 45Minutes....so 'lama' ah...
after the movie, we raced (literally) back to college..reached college at 7:30pm....i decided to skip back home... malas want kena lecture....^^



p/s the movie was OK...
the new SUPERMAN was cool (although he LOVES to pose for media, watch the movie and

u'll understand^^)
want go for a RIDE, i'm CERTIFIED.... muahahahaha....

Charity Nite '06 the late edition

Monday, July 03, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Been wanting to post about thiz event for ages....
till now juz only can upload all the pictures....not really of good quality....(i was at the back of the hall and it was like so DARK....^^
the whole event was pulled off uneventful.....quite a success really.... 99 out of 100....
the sweetest part of the whole thing is that this is my first event organized as part of INTIMA (inti student body)...
so HAPPY...but so tired.....check out the photos i've got here... blur blur a bit....part because it was so dark and part because the girls are so distracting (hand was shaking ma)....^^


This is a picture of one of the performers...
he's a cute little boy of juz 5 years old...(the one on top of the pole o)....dance really like a pro dancer....quite short performance


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This guy from Africa sang a song by westlife???(not sure)
U RAISE ME UP....something something...
vocal SO powerfull... nearly shattered my eardrums...^^












This is a Piano performance by a girl from Mongolia... she's called Saruul something....
very cute(the performance i mean^^)
played a host of tunes.... i give her 9 out of 10....hehe..



This is a very very hilarious performance.....by a group from Africa....HILARIOUS because they keep shaking their butts..... They called it the African Dance..... not like Africa lei....'0'

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Thats all what i've managed to upload.... nowadays a bit too busy.... have to memorize this and that.... i really really hate memorizing anything... sigh*...

tats all for now.... juz-dumb-old-me signing out....(^_^)

Memories 2...

by Chemical Apple

C. Ronaldo----he looks so happy(who wouldnt)....Will he still be friends with Rooney after what he did??? He is surely one of the most-hated figures in England now.... Hopefully all goes well and he doesnt leaves Man Utd.... (-_-)''
Henry's goal which proved to be the key to destroy mighty Brazil.... Wonder what Dida was thinking at that particular moment.... (notice his facial expression?)
p/s dejected-football-fan signing out...
will post about last fridays Charity Nite later....

MEmories....

by Chemical Apple

Luiz Felipe Scolari, the masterminder of Englands defeat..... he beat England 3 times with two different teams (Brazil and Portugal)..... all hats off for Scolari.....
'You're supposedly my f**king friend!!! how can YOU????'---Roo's unheard cries...
Dejected Ronaldo after the loss to France......

OUT...(the 2nd edition)

Sunday, July 02, 2006 by Chemical Apple

just 1 hour after i pledge my allegiance to the Brazil Squad......THEY LOST........
WTF!!!!?!??!?!?!?!
they lost to France......its really really the REMAKE of the 1998 world cup finale.......
how come? so 'soi' a.....
my two favourite teams out at the SAME time......where can a....
now i wont be enjoying the damned World Cup....
how come BRAZIl could lose?????? how come???? still shell-shocked here....

hmmmm.... i wont be staying up late anymore now........
there's no point for me too ......
Luiz Felipe Scolari really IS the greatest tactician of all time....wont be SURPRISED if they win.....


p/s i'm still a BECKHAM fan........^^
dont know why but i cant seem to upload any photos a..... so soi....... (-_-)''

OUT...(3 letters sums it all)

by Chemical Apple

England's World Cup dream was shattered to bits just minutes ago....and so did my dream of watching Beckham craddle the coveted trophy....'o'
i dont blame the players but i just questioned the f**king manager and ba**ard of a referee...
Erikson was just there sitting emotion-less till the last f**cking seconds....
even the formation was questionable....
4-5-1.....England played just 1 game with this formation before (and they drew with Sweden)..
the f**kers should have known that England cant play 1 up front.... better Crouch than nothing...
then Erikson substituted Joe Cole (he was one of the most actively involved player at that time) with the unknown youngster Lennon, who runs really fast but most of the time will lose possesion...and again the mistakes of Erikson prove costly..(Jenas was sleeping on the bench and powerfull striker Defoe was dropped off from the squad)...(Walcott proved useless)...

the f**ker blabbing rubbish

Becks substituted off coz of injury...his ankle got kicked by some ba**ard...pity to see him leave the field and cry....

Then there was the idiot referee, Horatio the pig Elizondo. He denied Beckham's penalty claim coz of a handball.... and then he red carded Rooney for a over-reacted drama by Carvalho...COINCIDENTALLy the referee was the one who red-carded Beckham in 1999....i think the referee hates Englishmen....^^


hopefully Rooney left a big mark on Carvalho's privates..

You can check out the whole match synopsys on this link http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=191976&cc=4716

p/s sorry for the excessive use of the F word.... had to let the steam in me out before morning comes.... i downed a whole glass of whisky at 1 go and felt nothing, that can show how stressed i was.... will root for BRAZIL now........bubye England...(creamedcookie's prediction came TRUE)