BLUEAPPLE:Renovatio: August 2006

Chill The Office....

Thursday, August 31, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Really wanted to post this ages ago...
not that long la...^^
last Tuesday, i was so bored that i hooked up with my Myanmar friend, Sett Aung... he's 18 and in his fourth semester of Dip in Eng...
at first we wanted to eat dinner at a posh Chinese restaurant in Padungan, Hong Kong Noodle House (something of that sort la)...
but traffic was REALLy bad due to the Merdeka celebration prep....and when we arrived at the restaurant, it was time to close (10pm)... deprived of any other choice(Taiwan was closed and ChilliPeppers was full) we ate at a small chinese shop near Grappa....

the Office ...work or play...

The night was still young (nearly 12am).. and so i decided to chill at a nearby bar...
at first we wanted to check out the 'room 205' bar my friends was talking bout but even that was closed(apparently they Merdeka 2 days early^^)....then I noticed another bar that looks quite cool(with lots of chics going in and out) and so wanted to try that place which was called THE OFFICE(seriously)...

the bar area..not so clear though...
The place was small but it was beautiful...
pink lights lit the place and there were two bar area and tables and cubicles all over the place...there was also the projector tv....(the channel was tuned to animal planet, that was a turn down coz it was so boring)...

Guys with hairy legs....^^...

We settled ourselves at the bar counter and right under the bar is one beautiful fish pond....
at first i wanted to order something non-alcoholic but was tempted to try the SCREWDRIVER...
something i've heard of before....a screwdriver is a mixture of Vodka and orange juice...and surprisingly it tasted very nice...

My Screwdriver.....RM18

tiny talk....
1) the Vodka did gave me some kick...
2)Merdeka day was OK... we partied at Victoria Arms in Merdeka Palace(one jug of beer cost us about RM72....and moved on to our friends place(drinking Label 5)....nothing much to blog about on that...^^...

Sober-apple out....^^

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MERDEKA...............

by Chemical Apple

Merdeka...Merdeka...Merdeka....

Nothing much is there to say....
there is this one post by a fellow blogger,Vagus which truly does catches my eyes....
Happy Independence Day...link to vagus post
I am forced to agree 100% with his views which highlighted the racial issues in our country....
'Special Rights?'...what Special Rights...
we are all Malaysian....and there is no one specific race which has permanent brain damage and so cant stand on their own two feets....
we are in our 49th year of Independence, thats a pretty LONG time enough....
Racial issues are still much on the go...eventhough its being covered up fast....
no one can deny that Malaysia does have racism issues....
one may think that 49 years is long enough for us all to bond and unite...
but sadly thats far from it...
Even one of my Myanmar friends from college voiced out his surprise to me about our Nationality issues...
our people here is still separated by the RACE barrier...Malaysian Indian, Malaysian Chinese etc...There is NO true Malaysian Malaysian...
According to my Myanmar friend, in his country all citizens living in the country are considered Myanmars.... there is virtually no race barrier there...they are only distinguished by their religion...

there is this one song title 'Come on Lah'..by KRU....there is one verse in the song which says Come on lah, We Malaysians ma....
We should all start thinking for others too... we are all the same and one in unity...
WE ARE MALAYSIANS!!!!!
Happy Merdeka to all true Malaysians....
peace....

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SignifiCant and Vice Versa....

Monday, August 28, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Two weeks of holidays have passed....leaving no slight impression that i've had 2 nice relaxing week...
apart from being dumber....there's no SIGNIFICANT change that i can feel....sigh*..

Apart from relaxing I also managed to attend my former schoolmate's sis WEDDING reception....
although me and my buddies have no significant relationship to the bride and bridegroom, we seem to get along with everyone well enough to be significant to them....

The main reason why we got to enjoy the wedding so so so (i mean so) much is that we were alone (as in NO parents).....
hahahaha... i'm beginning to feel 18 EIGHTEEN......
although i limited my intake of alcohol... it was nice watching the rest of the group drinking ...and also flirt around...
thats it until of my friend got drunk and couldnt keep his head to himself... alas his girlfriend had to take care of him and so he missed out on most of the fun factor....
thats it if u consider dancing around foolishly is FUN.... believe me when i say i have two left foot...
another plus side is that i met a lovely girl from Limbang...she's the grooms sister....
very fun to be with....and if she ever see this post i just want to tell her that i miss her (not much, little bit only)...:p

thats all i guess...
till my next post...

small post....
1) Merdeka day celebration is held in Kuching..(national level)....fun fun...
2) i missed the foam party at Stampark....rugi kecil je....
3)Why my former friends(usually the girls) like to ask if i had kissed or had sex with anyone????? do i look that evil or too innocent?(too childish maybe...) (-v-)''...

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HOLIDAY....

Monday, August 21, 2006 by Chemical Apple

I'm on HOLIDAY.............
muahahahaha.....

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Shit... I Accidentally Accident.....but LUCk was with me...

Wednesday, August 09, 2006 by Chemical Apple

WTH!!!!!!!!!!!
Why ME? Why?
Because YOU are stupid thats why...........

Nice PARKING mate....

Ok... for the story.....
This evening I just finished my Math Finals exam...
so i went out with my friends to third mile...
when want to go back to the College...it started to rain...
i was driving at normal speed, a lil bit fast considering i was going into a small lane that turn to the road leading to the college...
Then the car in front of me braked early...i BRAKED too but the road was slippery and i skidded straight towards the other car.... no choice and i turned to my left hitting the damn divider...
and I ended it getting STUCKED on the divider right beside the other car...
just a few inches... and she was staring face-blanked at me...
Then the guy who was riding his bike behind me stopped his bike infront of my car...
CONSIDERING the fact that it was starting to rain heavily...i was surprised to see him giving me a hand...plus I didnt even have the slightest idea who he was....

He turned out to be a student of Graphic Design in LimKokWing college....(and also my GOOD samaritan)...

Eh..Number la...Take 4D...

We tried jacking the car to a position where the tyres can move but it was stucked still...
My new friend, Joshua even almost got hit by a passing car...(the road was too small)...
and then his Brother came...looks like a taiko(big boss)...
The taiko talked to me in a friendly manner(as if i was a long time buddy)...and then he called a towtruck....he left eventually....
During the time waiting fot the truck... I got to know my new friend better....
we even joked..and took pictures of the car with us in funny poses...^^
my friends started arriving to help out...almost all offering to find tow-truck in case i was being conned(this normally will happen)..i somehow trusted this fellow.....
and then the tow-truck came...and as usual the tow-truck guy was RUDE and pushed his weight around....shitty man..he expected me to pay him..(normally we just pay up ler)
but Joshua called his bro and told the truck guy to talk to his bro....
then the trucker's boss called Joshua's bro.... after a few chit chat....the tow-truck guy pulled my car from the divider all for FREE!!!!!!!!!! (FREE ler it normally will cause more than RM100...even toilet must pay 20cents la)....
How amazing that if you just know a few of the RIGHT people, then how things will go YOUR way.........
and what are the chances we meet with people who are kind enough to help us even though we are TOTALLY strangers....1 in a million i say...^^

My car escaped any big damages but i will have to have my car checked...in case.....hopefully nothing too bad...
In the END... I was extremely GLAD....
Reasons
1) I didnt crashed my car so NOT much problem like insurance-claiming and stuff...
2) I got to know a Guy that happened to be so HELPFUL..(this kind of people are rare nowadays...
3) My wallet was not much lighter (nor heavier) after the incident...^^

TINYtalk... (p/s sounds stupid)
1) Thank GOD for providing me with luck through the ordeal...
2) Thanks to my friends that HELPED me go through the trouble, rain and all....I'll always remember that
although u could have gone home cozy but u stayed and helped....
3) I'm NOT happy because of the accident and the reason why i posted those pics is because i want ppl to learn from my experience....
4) More pics to come if i have time...
5) Happy Birthday to my cousin!!!!...u are 18 now....
6) I had Ice Cream at SCOOPS today (in front of Hilton)...really kewl place... will post pic if I go there again...

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MONEY!!!!!! for the love of MONEY....(^.^)"

Monday, August 07, 2006 by Chemical Apple

NOt that clear..........^^....took it with the Motorola phone...

I've got NOTHING better to blog so I guess why not I blog about something that 99.9% of the World's Population most seeked for stuff....
What BETTER to blog about than MONEY......
Its ALL bout the MONEY.....

OK... I admit I have a very STRONG love for money....
I love MONEY.... not that I'm 'EyeMoney' (Mata Duitan)....
but money is just IRRESISTABLE....
I dont only spent MONEY but I like collecting it too...especially those rare foreign ones....
Recently I met a Myanmar boy who is studying in the same college as me...
He was kind enough to give me a few of his native countries notes.....
As to reply his kindness I'm going to promote him ler....
so if YOU are single and needs company call Mr Sett Aung, 18, 2nd year Dip in Mechanical Engineering....(I dont know if he likes guys but he sure like girls ler)(tell me then I'll tell him then We'll do The Myanmar Bachelor Show la...^^)

These are some of the pics of the Myanmar Currency Sett gave me....

p/s
Thanx Sett for the Myanmar Notes....hope we can be GOOD friends in our days to come....
The photos look much better now right? this time i use the Nokia 7710 ...Quite Good....
THis blog is now OFFICIAllY the phone 'whoring' blog...Wuhakz....(^.^)"
And pray I dont Fail my finals....peace...

($.$)" money-eyed-apple off.....

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CRAPPIEST Traffic Police Station I've ever set foot in....

Friday, August 04, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Yesterday I paid a visit to the Simpang Tiga (Three Junction???) Traffic Police Hedaquarters to pay traffic summones..(and No it wasnt ME who was issued the summon, I was accompanying somebody else)... and since I havent been to a Police Station in Kuching, I tagged along.

Since this was THE Kuching City (not some small time place like SARATOK as mentioned in KennySia journal titled Living In Denial)..
I was expecting something grand...(this is a Police Station in a quite busy part of Kuching wat..)...and guess what I saw...(my jaws dropped unintentionally when I first saw the place^0^)

Looks Crappy..@^%$%^@#....
but..but... sometimes looks CAN be deceiving(I hoped so) but not this time...have a look at how it LOOKS from the inside>>>>
Wooden Benches??WTH??
Doesnt look like Kuching town image AT ALL.....
No wonder Foreign Ang Mo people still thinks of Sarawakian natives as 'the people who lives on trees and cut people head for fun one a'...
Wonder where all the taxpayer's cash went to?? and I still remember that i was cruelly fined RM200 by the traffic police because *cough..cough* my motorcycle had no sidemirrors...Where all the fine money got to???(most probably shoved in someones hairy arse)..
(Ooopsy...I shouldnt be saying this less the Government detains me for misleading the community)...
In case you are wondering, this arent Photoshopped pictures (havent had the time to get the software yet^^)...
Oh NO!!!.. I have been seeing this kind of farking shit* sign god knows how many times.....
Sikit sikit komputer rosak!!! (little bit little bit and the computers are blamed).......
They even have a whiteboard..oohhhh..(so DAMN modern lah)..
this apparently is to display the format of the letter needed to apply for DISCOUNT of your fines....
We managed to pay the summone although have to wait a couple of weeks before we can get the resits of the fine.....so much for Efficiency in the public sector.....^^

p/s
PEACE!!!!!!!!
I was using the Motorola RAZR V3i camera phone and unfortunately its 'enhanced imaging experience with an integrated 1.23 megapixel digital camera'...didnt really performed to my expectation...

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White-Gooey Stuff plus a BLAST at our PM...

Wednesday, August 02, 2006 by Chemical Apple

Whats that clinging on top of the test tube????
Its a WORM.... Its some sort of Foetus(did i get the spelling right??)..Izzit my semen^^.. or Izzit some sort of Alien lifeform coming to visit us.....
No..No.. its really just SUPERMAN......@(*$#@!$@%%^&....(-_-)"
the Truth is this is something i created myself....(with the help of my Bio lecturer plus lab notes)
that white-gooey stuff (not semen ^^)...is actually Sodium Chloride+Yeast+Calcium Alginate...

before anyone want to shoot me for something as stupid as this... let me verify a few IMPORTANT stuffs....
1) I post what i LIKE...
2) I dont necessary LIKE what i post
3) My blog not yours...
4) That white stuff was quite fun to play with in the dull lab...^^

Okay, okay.. I know if I blog nowadays while spreading sensitive issues which are falsely reported, and abusing the so-called freedom of speech, I could be detained.
And thats why i need to verify what i can DO on my blog ler...^^
Even our 'beloved' PM even threatened to impose laws to 'catch' untruthful BLOGGERS....
shit*... I've read more blogs that are purely FICTIONAL than true tales here...
thats what some blogs are for wat.... stupid shit*...the net gonna go to the dogs i tell u...
let me quote our PM.....

"If information in blogs, websites and online portals were incorrect, bordered on slander, caused disturbance or compelled the public to lose faith in the nation’s economic policies..."

Lose faith in the nation's economic policies my ass*....
Sugar price should be ten cents per kilogram...(nation economic policy already breached o...come and catch me lah....)
for those who dont understand the shit what i'm blabbering about, feel free to check this site...
PM: Those who spread untruths on the Net will be detained

p/s
1) and i wondered why i seem to like Tun Mahathir better than Pak Lah...
2) thanks to paxy for the enlightment on the NaCl thingy..^^
3) bye bye Wawasan 2020...
4) i sure need to get myself a phtoshop....^^
enraged-apple signing off

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Service Suckers.......

by Chemical Apple

What THe HEck....$@#%&@@&????...
I HATE wasting my time doing something useless...(although i like wasting my time playing videogames like cs etc).......
BANK SIMPANAN NASIONAL........
its the NATIONAL bank.... reflects our COUNTRY...... and yet it so DAMN sucks........
the story goes like this... I wanted to pay my electric bill asap coz it was nearing its due date...AND my next class starts at 2 and i havent taken my lunch yet... i thought it'll be quick and effiecient)....
and of ALL the places i can go and pay it, I stupidly went to the BSN bank located in Wisma Saberkas....i rarely use BSN because most of my Financial Transaction only involve BCB..(which is btw more efficient than the so-called National BAnk)....
The outer appearance of the bank was so DAMN outdated....
it looks as if it was built during the 80's and havent been renovated/updated since then....(i dont remember of any other bank that looks so damn old).....

and the first thing i saw prior to my entry is this sign (a piece of paper with words poke on a steel pole, can consider as sign ler)>>>>>
"TIADA NOMBOR GILIRAN"....apparently they were SOOO outdated that they even cant use the simple numbering system.... and so stupid me had to stand and wait for my turn..(whats the use of those nice chairs if you dont get to use them?????)....

and if you scrutinize the picture above, you'll notice (not the ladies bum^^) that there are 5 counters but only 1 is 'functioning'.... may as well when they construct this place just make 1 counter only ler.... save cost and space....
(the man in blue shirt must be thinking that i'm a perv...coz the cameraphone was at times pointing directly to the two ladies)....hamsap a....

lesson learned today... never go to any so-called NATIONAL places hoping for fast service...
lots of people have warned me of how slow our 'National bank' can be(tats 100% true)...i find that most National dept can be too....(you JUST know meh???...inner self talking^^)

p/s BAnking officers aka accountant are kinda PRETTY nowadays^^....