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In the minds of a Guy.

Thursday, November 22, 2007 by Chemical Apple

Speaking bout dating and stuffs makes me wonder.... Why does girls hard to figure out.. So instead of 'researching' on what you girls want, Why dont you girls check out this instead! Just to make everything much simpler...

+Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

+Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

+Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

+Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the chan
ging of the tides. Let it be.

+Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

+Ask for what you want.
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

+We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

+Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

+Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. +Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what w
e do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

+A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

+Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

+If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

+If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
+If s
omething we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

+Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

+You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

+Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

+Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

+The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

+ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

+If it itc
hes, it will be scratched. We do that.

+We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

+If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

+If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

+Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

+Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

I guess if you Girls can understand this, dating could be easier lol.. But heck I'd never put my money on you Girls to understand that.. Complicated thats the way girls love it.. Trust me, I know!

1) I'm on holiday so less post in the days to come...

2) Men are from mars and Woman are from Venus... its true..and its hard..

3) Why am I so scared to hold her hands??????Why oh Why???

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Anonymous said...

ok on the serious side. All great inventions are by guys...phone, tv,camera...I mean the list is endless....condoms, panties, bra, vibrators, automobiles I mean do I really nd to go there?//....girls may b queen of the kitchen but the best chefs are guys....ever seen a skirt in the kitchen of a 5-star?? I thought so....girls can sew well but the greatest fashion-designers are guys.....will always be....girls want equal rights but still want preferential treatment....no way ose.....u cant have it both ways......heck even angels are guys......Gabriel, Michael....ever heard of an angel named Wendy??? Ha!!!!! If girls ruled this planet (dream on) and if guys did not like it, well they can always say OK We want to take off from here with all our inventions....bridges, buildings, cars, planes etc etc etc etc and what will the girls have.......only leaves to cover themselves...I REST MY CASE!!!

Chemical Apple said...

High five to you Brother!!

pinksterz said...

Complicated thats the way girls love it.. Trust me, I know!

one question here though. got saying says only girl can understand another girl so are you saying you are a girl? =D

we are not complicated. guys are nothing except football, dota and gadgets. oh and stupid figurines too! blek.

Chemical Apple said...

I understand Girls through Girls...
Trust me, I have lent my shoulder to many to cry on... And when they (girls) cant see something SIMPLE, we know they just want it HARD aka Complicated lol....

pinksterz said...

sigh. now you really sound like a girl saying that.

you have found your truth path my dear boi.

Chemical Apple said...

I rest my case.
Note to any Psychiatric around:
This girl's mental state is totally unstable and I demand that someone lock her up somewhere far-far away.
I mean it.

pinksterz said...

giving up is a way of telling u lose.

sigh. boys. they never have much of mental endurance.

Thevan said...

Hieya there, Devan. Thevan here.. used to study @ inti subang, but currently @ sum shythole... its alrite tho, another 3 days, and i'm home... n i can already smell the sweet smell of nasi lemak!

GIrls,.. they're prolly the most complicated beings ever. cant live with them, cant live w/out them sighs.. its just best to stay off their way at times... sighs.

and ye thx fer the comments. really glad u deemed it void ! thx buddy

catcha laters.

Chemical Apple said...

But Thevan that kiss thing, you should find urself a girl...
It taste better trust me...haha

Thevan said...

lol, Devan. LOL. been there done that.. lol. so ye.. i had mi real 1st kiss already. lol. YES(caps are intentional) A GIRL. and a gorgeous one a that.

jus fell out fr the r/ship, a lil too soon to get bck on the 'dating game' track. but ye.. twas a nice coupla read :p

Chemical Apple said...

Good to here that dude, good to here that...haha..

curryegg said...

"Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her".

Is this true? I can't believe it. Lol.. But do you know why most of the women cut their hair short? Because most women will meet hair fall problem and to prevent it, most of them cut it instead of visiting the "yunam haircare center". Lol..

And you read Men are from Mars Women are from venus book? really? I like that book and bought it. It's helpful.

YOu've a nice blog over here. Keep it up and I will be back again! Happy sunday!

CRIZ LAI said...

Wah...hopefully some girls won't chopped off your head.. LOL. Merry X’mas and a Happy New Year 2008. May this year and many years to come be filled with peace, love, joy, health and wealth :)


Des said...

merry xmas and a joyful 2008

Aleckii said...

Ahhaha! Really true! Cool post!

Chemical Apple said...

Sorry for the long absentee...
I CUTI now.. u can call it HIBERNAtION... will continue when i find decent internet connection k..thanks people..