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Speaking bout dating and stuffs makes me wonder.... Why does girls hard to figure out.. So instead of 'researching' on what you girls want, Why dont you girls check out this instead! Just to make everything much simpler...


+Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

+Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

+Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

+Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

+Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

+Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

+We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

+Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

+Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. +Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

+A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

+Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

+If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

+If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! +If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

+Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

+You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

+Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

+Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

+The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

+ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

+If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

+We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

+If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

+If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

+Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

+Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)


I guess if you Girls can understand this, dating could be easier lol.. But heck I'd never put my money on you Girls to understand that.. Complicated thats the way girls love it.. Trust me, I know!

TinyTalk
1) I'm on holiday so less post in the days to come...
2) Men are from mars and Woman are from Venus... its true..and its hard..
3) Why am I so scared to hold her hands??????Why oh Why???

At last my month-long exam is over and gosh what a relieve...
And like any 'normal' teenager carrying an 'overloaded gun', its time to look for a 'date'...
With the target sighted, it was about time I ask her for a Date... and instead of a 'clear highway' ready for me, the path was lined with 'land-mines' (courtesy of her Dad)...
Luckily I didnt get killed on the spot killed in action sound cooler, KIA^^ instead he gave me a list... here it is....(@.@)"

Top Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is 'early.'

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; a movie which features chain saws is okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk's homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car; there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Get what I mean???
Since when dating has gotten this HARD???



TinyTalk
1) Exams really over...
2) Got this from 787Dreamliner from flydamnit.com forum...cool site
3) God, I sooo want to be a pilot!!

Some pictures after the 'Flash-flood'....

The road was finally visible!

My car. safe and sound...^^

The porch was in a mess!!....

The Halloween's moon was finally out..

Trick or Treat anyone???

It was Halloween's day and like any other Malaysian that day I thought it was nothing I dont celebrate Halloween's though, never is the better word..
Coincidentally it was my friends birthday and we (some of us ler) were at home marinating and preparing the stuffs for the birthday party cum bbq. We were 'Syiok syiok' marinating when we heard the rain pouring down. It was nearly the end of the year hence 'Wet Season' so nobody cared bout it.
It was until when we were gonna leave when we saw that the water had flooded the porch.
The water was rising fast and I 'evacuated' my car to a higher place only after water had risen to nearly half the car's height and went in it dy...
It was a 'Flash flood' so it 'Flashly' came and in an hour was 'Flashly' gone...
We had fun, though not in the sun!

The water had flooded the front porch by the time we realised it was flooding!

The road was already flooded knee-high!

The porch had turned into a freakin marshland...

The water rised so fast...

Evacuating the car to higher ground..
Thank God the engine was working!

Spotted 1 water buffalo complete with umbrella out there...

View from the upper balcony...

Everything was covered in water....

Water!!

This post is late and watery as well.... Go figure...

This Unidentified-Flying-Object was sighted landing across the Kuching waterfront.
Its HUGE with Two tenticle-like objects sort-of like a 'Peace sign'...^^
Take a look and see if you believe me..


Looks like an Alien spacecraft right? From afar it sure do..
That 'UFO' thingy is actually the RM20Billion Sarawak DUN complex under construction...
Go figure..

One of my all time favourite song by the Moffatts.
Every single line of this song is what I can relate to and search for in that one special girl. (Jiwang time people!!)

Lara(myLove) The Moffatts.

Searched this world all over,
For that one special girl;
Who was lookin for love
Not diamonds or pearls.
From outta nowhere
You entered into my life,
Like a ray of sunshine -
So warm and bright.

Touched my heart all over,
In a very special way.
I'll never forget that moment,
How it carried me away.

The time that we shared
Clings to my heart.
I knew it was love,
Right from the start.

I'll love you forever,
Forever and more,
For all that you gave me
Its you I adore.
I'll love you forever,
Forever and more,
Forever and ever
Forever and more.

Things of time have changed,
You drifted away.
But you left me with something,
To cherish each day;
A passion for life,
[ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ]
The courage to be strong,
The will to succeed,
And the sense I belong.

I'll love you forever,
Forever and more,
For all that you gave me
Its you I adore.
I'll love you forever,
Forever and more.
Forever and ever

I'll love you forever,
Forever and more,
For all that you gave me
Its you I adore.
I'll love you forever,
Forever and more,
Forever and ever
Forever and more.

Forever and ever
Forever and more.

Love can be sweet truly...

Remember I wrote bout my cousin and his pals got busted wrongfully by cops the day before Raya? Here's some of the pics.. Both of them were prime suspects in a break-in case. (which I want to say out loud is OUTRAGEOUS!)... We were regular customers in the place and they accuse us of robbery?! Slander!!

Sungai Maong police station.
The cell door marked number 9 is where they spent the nite.
Free check-in complete with breakfast in bed!

The ex-con pitifull faces! ^^
They were asking for us to tapau chicken rice. Food in police jails must be real bad!!

Ex-cons posing.
Mat (maroon) looks like a lawyer out to bail his clients.^^

This is REAl o.. No play play wan!

The police station. Looks like police station in movies o not?

The ex-cons sueing the pub owner on defamatory, slander and humiliation charges.
This is Real! Serves the damned guy rite..

FREE!! At last!
After less than 24 hours in police lockup..

JAKARTA, Oct 11 (Bernama) - The Indonesian newspapers, with the exception of a few, played down the historic blast-off of Malaysia's first astronaut into space yesterday.Only three newspapers carried the news item on Malaysian astronaut Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor Sheikh Mustafa, 35, orbiting into space on Soyuz TMA-II spacecraft.

Malaysian first astronaut.
Photo courtesy of the Turkish press.

INDONESIA SUCKS BIG TIME!

Its just the Indonesian Govt and Press though, I still love the Indonesian people..^^
A Shoutout also goes for my cousin, Willie and pal, Lawrence for spending their First Raya nite in Police lockup...Enjoy the nite k..

TinyTalk
1) Viva Malaysia.
2) My cousin and fren were in the lockup for a wrongful allegation by an asshole of a person, Harrison Lunsa. May you die a painful death.Dude,that sounds way too extreme but on second thought, maybe not!
3) Did I mention it was Dr Mahathir's brainstorm. Hopefully he wins the Nobel Peace prize, already one of the finalist.

But I still think playing gasing up there is way to dumb!
Photo taken from Monsterblog.com.my

And before I forget..

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
to all Malaysians where ever you are (even the one in space^^)

Was uploading some photos to my Friendster when I came across this old photo of mine...
Its taken way back in 2005, SPM years...
Remember the time when we use to wear White shirts with green or black(I was a prefect) to classes? When classes starts from 7am and ends around 1pm....
I dreaded waking up at 6am to go to school... but staying at home would be so boring because all our friends are at school... The place where almost everyone knows anyone, sort of...
I remembered once when I wouldn't wake up and took the day off wanted to take fake sick leave and then my friends came around 10am (which was our break time) with my cousin's car to my house and 'smuggled' me back into school!
There was this time when the teachers had some kind of meeting and we had no classes. My friend, Alif and me went out of school to a friend's house to play playstation from 8 till 11 in the morning. Many of our classmates sent sms and called wondering where we were gone too...
Speaking of phones, those days we were never worried about bringing phones to school especially my group of friends. Most probably because we were on really good terms with the teachers. Kinda like a perk or something....
Everytime when the canteen has nothing good to offer, we would drive to town in search of good food..^^.... Arguing with the school Guard and smuggling food. Often with the help of my Prefect badge...
I remember the time when my whole school was in complete disorder... Around 5 different group of fights occured almost at the same time... And then 1 happened right on the stairs in the picture below involving my cousin.
When I was in form5, I was the Prefect body's Secretary. Which means I get to organize the schedule, duty roosters etc etc.. I remember that I used to assigned myself to be on duty with the preetiest girl around or someone I liked I took advantage in other words..My friends would literally begged to be placed with their girlfriend and so.... We had fun even in assigning duties..
I remember trying to flirt around 'trying' because I was no good at it lol with the chicks... and watching the couples knocking their heads together and whispering...
Ah.. and then I remembered watching porn during end of form4 in my school's mini theatre (sort of like an mini auditorium)... I brought my laptop and we used it to watch movies because there was nothing to do (form3 students were sitting for their PMR exams..).. When we ran out of movies, somebody urged me to play an 'unmarked' vcd.. It turn out to be porn and everybody was quiet (so suspicious for a normally noisy group)Nobody caught us though.. luckily... Who never watched porn before rite? Hypocrites....^^
There's more interesting stuffs but I need my sleep. Maybe I'll reveal somemore next time....

From top to bottom..(figure it out)
Mas, Ken, Alif's brother, Churchile, Me, Alif, Murphy, I-forgot-who, P-G

Those were the days...
Suddenly I realised how much I missed those days... You never know what you've got, till its gone!!....

TinyTalk
1) Keep the secrets to urself...

Remember my car?
The one which I parked on a divider August last year?
its right here in this post 'shit' ...
I sent it for a paint job and some makeover and now its back...(to my relief, life without your own mode of transport is troublesome)...

Before...
(couldnt get any better picture than this edited one)...

And this is the after look...
White crystal with a hint of blue...

Front

Back

What ya think bout it?
Ok rite...ok lar...hahaha...

Tinytalk
1) If you meet me anywhere just say hi.. might as well as go for a drink together rite?
2) tired..seems endlessly long

Its high time I put up something interesting (other than my life-post)...
So now for the intervals between post I'll put up pictures that I took and edited myself...
Starting with this..

Finally I get to post up the pics of my Fishing Trip at Gobilt, Bako.
Been really busy Thats kinda shocking with all the nothing-ness thats going on.
Anyway the trip didnt go to waste as I caught 3 fishes (which I'm glad was edible), the whole group caught bout round of 8 fishes which were kinda big...hehe..
The place was at a ship dock (kinda of a 'jeti'), and close to the sea...
Now the pics....

...Before...
On the way to fish...Everybody was all hyped up and raring to go...

...After...
Everybody was badly sunburned but happy nonetheless..
My forehead skin actually peeled off lil by lil the next day...

The first fish of the day. Kinda small but I was delighted.
My first catch in years...

And then the Master, Lawrence took over with a huge one...
had to drag it to land...^^

Willie with his first catch....

And then the rain started... mind you it was not really light..
Couldnt resist for a round of shots in the rain..
My mind kept telling myself that we could be blown off the dock into the sea...^^

My gear (the one with the blue reel)..brand new wor..

Camhoring while fishing...
Mat (yellow) and Ken (blue)...
The weather was starting to get really really HOT...

Me and Boon....

One of the ships that came and went...

Water snake/eel...creepy..

The river was half full with garbage..
we caught enough material to create a makeshift Crusoe hut..
which Mat was delighted with because of the scorching hot sun..

And did I mentioned that we caught a SHARK??

Actually its a baby shark...small one only...^^

But what better way for a group photo than with a shark!
^^

The experience was great and we did catch something....
eventhough that we half-cooked ourselves in the scorching sun...


TinyTalk
1) I week after this trip we went to Sematan fishing town to fish again..
2) That is a totally different story..